Jan 19, 2010 by Paula

I’m already married but still can’t help joining this meme. Ever wonder how you would respond to the profiles in the dating websites. Well, they say it so much better so I’m just going to quote:
Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
1. I love walks in the moonlight without ever having to say a word.
At some point we have to say something, right?
2. I intend to go to my destiny instead of waiting on it to find me.
That makes the two of us.
3. First off, I have 20 cats which I’m sure won’t be a problem.
I’m afraid 20 cats and me don’t mix. Good luck.
4. I’ve been called the 8th Wonder of the World.
Next profile please.
5. A nice thunderstorm with me and you will be wishing for rain.
I promise to run away before the thunderstorm came.
6. I’ve never been married, but don’t let that scare you, it just happens to some of us.
Yes, I agree love comes late for some I just hope you’re not too weird or something like that.
7. The way I see it, life is a one-act play so am looking for someone who wants to make the best of every day.
Same here!
8. Jack, my border collie/lab, and I are often out walking or if we are lucky, playing in the mountains.
Hmm, you better start spending less time with him if you want to be with me.
9. I would like to wake up in the morning to a loving warm smile and sexy eyes.
I could do that. LOL!
10. Hi! This is fun, no?
It depends.
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